Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
try to milk me bitch
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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