I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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