I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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