also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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