the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
