I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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