oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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