I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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