Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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