So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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