drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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