My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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