operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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