Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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