lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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