she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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