I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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