Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
