community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
