I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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