By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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