Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
