I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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