what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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