I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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