Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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