Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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