last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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