Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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