he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I AM VODKA MAN
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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