We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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