walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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