i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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