I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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