Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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