Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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