that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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