i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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