He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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