do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she looked like the before picture.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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