Small penises have feelings too.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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