My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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