grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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