I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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