I wish i was in the wii world.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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