I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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