Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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