Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize