I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you guys were way drunker than both of me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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