So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
