just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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