Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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