69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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