Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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