That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize